jerkidiot:

the bully who makes puns

tsarbucks:

tehlofflies:

tsarbucks:

you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors

attackonbooks:

poulersour:

I know Free! might be confusing to the uninitiated, so I made a helpful table describing the characters:

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So accurate

kentmcfuller:

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees
me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS

ddarkahn:

never forget

amphetamine-angel:

zaksphc:

My future kid

Oink oink

amphetamine-angel:

zaksphc:

My future kid

Oink oink

oodlyenough:

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what year is this

where am i

College students only have 2 levels of stress:

1) I don’t give a fuck

2) OH MY GOD IF I CAN’T DO THIS MY LIFE IS OVER I’M GONNA HAVE TO WORK AT MCDONALDS

There is no in between.